Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Still Life With Bub
If ever a picture was begging to be captioned, I'd say it's this one. Please feel free to join in the fun:
1. Bub discovers the hard way that lamps rarely loses staring contests.
2. What is this thing here in my pants?
3. Bub suddenly realizes that he and his hands are not alone in the universe. It was a lot to handle.
4. I think I see my dad.
5. This is a sit-in. And I'm not moving till I get a matching outfit. Or I remember that I don't know how to sit and fall flat on my face. Whatever.
6. Look into my eyes. I'm brainwashing you, Daddy. You will do as I say. I am your master. Get me a fikey. And get me one while I'm waiting. Hey, is this thing on?
7. Ohhhh. One too many Milk Duds again.
8. My world domination will take longer than originally planned. Must first master blinking.
9. I see you've noticed my tremendous physique. Yeah, I'm 47% body fat. And I don't even work out. Don't be a hater.10. Uh oh. Good thing this couch is brown.