Now I didn’t think there was any way that Bub made the connection between the two things he was grabbing. How could he, right? But yesterday, I took a quick shower while he played on the shaggy bathmat. I opened the curtain, which got his attention. I swear to God he looked right at my crotch, then looked me in the eye and smiled knowingly. Well, I say carpe penim, young man. Just make sure it’s your own.
P.S. HELP!!! I went through so many titles for this one (Say Hello to My Little Friend, e.g.) and I'm sure somebody can come up with a better one. Here's a chance to champion your cleverity, and I will officially change the name to the best one. Thanks for your help!