Parentithesis: Why I’m Selling Out (or How I Learned to Start Worrying and Love Google AdSense): A Manifesto on The Decision to Monetize My Blog at Posting #87 (Year I Peaked, as Both My Loyal Readers Know), How I Can Still Sleep at Night While Working for The Man and Pleading with Friends, Relatives and Strangers Alike to Click on My Little Google Ads For All Their Worth (But Not Really, Because I Just Agreed Not to Do That) So That I Get a Tiny Crumb of that Almighty Advertising Pie

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Why I’m Selling Out (or How I Learned to Start Worrying and Love Google AdSense): A Manifesto on The Decision to Monetize My Blog at Posting #87 (Year I Peaked, as Both My Loyal Readers Know), How I Can Still Sleep at Night While Working for The Man and Pleading with Friends, Relatives and Strangers Alike to Click on My Little Google Ads For All Their Worth (But Not Really, Because I Just Agreed Not to Do That) So That I Get a Tiny Crumb of that Almighty Advertising Pie

Because I’m broke, bitches! It was either this or spam you all mercilessly about erectile dysfunction. You're welcome.

1 comment:

Ruth AnnJuly 30, 2012 at 7:04 PM
Adorable picture . That Bub is growing like a weed!!!!
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The Players

Mommy

Beautiful, awkwardly graceful, self-described "worker bee," she only stings when called a liar or her Pillie is compromised. Wears her heart on sleeve, reality TV junkie, runner, vegetarian. She has never been late to anything in her life, and always roots for the underdog. Gets mad when I refer to her as "man."

Bub (aka The Bubster, Bubber)

Three years of age, smallish, likes alternative rock and not wearing pants. Smart, stubborn, funny. He falsettos for his sister, sings Stevie Wonder, and also enjoys disc golf, pumpkins, yellow cars and French fries.

The High Priestess (HP)

Named so for her overly active, swaddle-busting hands, she doesn't so much reach for things as she does beckon them through the channels of ancient spirits. Has thankfully outgrown her uncanny birth resemblance to Marky Mark. Ornery, opinionated meat-eater, she is downright fearless and currently planning to butt-scoot to Saskatchewan.